Thursday, 1 July 2010
Oh somebody help Ala Passtel! The super busty model was found drunk and dazed on some hotel steps, caught with her jeans down when she thought she had reached the toilet after a night out with the girls. Luckily the model, renowned for her huge natural norks, passed out before started peeing. We are blaming all the bathroom photo sets she has been doing of late. "It has driven her to the edge, and she always thinks she is within two steps of a toilet." quoted an inside source, "one hint of a tile – and we noticed that these steps have a lovely mosaic detail, and it's top off, tits out, then time for a quick pee." Please help us help Ala by petitioning against future catalogue shoots for B&Q.
Wednesday, 16 June 2010
Next in the B&Q bathroom range is this delightful indoor hot tub complete with topless model Ala Passtel. No bathroom is complete without a big pair of tits to splash whilst relaxing with a beer after a hard day at work, and that is why we are offering a free pair of fabulous fun bags with every bathroom purchase. This particular model comes with natural F cup boobies and scantily clad in any attire that matches your choice of tiles. We are also offering a free bottle of bath bubbles to create a complete package for those who might fancy a soapy tit wank from busty Ala Passtel.
Thursday, 10 June 2010
We have located another showroom catalogue shot of busty Ala Passtel showing off the latest bathroom range at her local DIY store. Here we can see sexy Ala demonstrate the effectiveness of a power shower for washing stuff off big tits. We can imagine that just minutes before the photographer captured the pin-up perfect proportions of Ala, her bountiful boobs were covered in cream, or other such delights. Obviously bearing more than a mouthful, even the greediest of tit monsters couldn't devour a boob full of food offered by the Czech model, so she's had to hose herself down with the closest bathroom furnishing to hand.
Monday, 7 June 2010
Check out the tits on busty brunette Ala Passtel in this changing room style shot. The cheeky Czech model looks mightily pleased with herself as she decides to wear nothing but a pair of silky shorts for one damn lucky photographer. Massive tits upon a slender frame with legs slightly akimbo will make this picture a firm favourite with fans. Well known for flaunting her huge 36F boobies with style and sophistication, we are rather thrilled in places we'd better not mention, with the naughty glint in this girl's eye. Hopefully there will be some more tantalisingly topless teasing from her very soon.
Tuesday, 23 March 2010
What a dirty girl Ala Passtel must be to need all those bubbles on her mighty boobs! We can't even begin to imagine what filth has been going on before this shoot. At least she's not perched on a chair for this bathroom shot, but it has made us think that maybe she's posing for a showroom catalogue for B&Q or something. Free pair of funbags with every new bathroom suite ordered before midday on Monday? Anything is possible in the world of porn. Oh, and bathroom sales. We await the next instalment with great anticipation...
Monday, 15 March 2010
What a sensational shot of Ala Passtel and her magnificent boobs. We do love it when they come out to play, and we'd like to thank the photographer for not putting her in a hallway with all her bits covered up. She is a perfect pin-up after all, not a catalogue model. One thing that does puzzle us though, is why on earth she is perched on a chair that is in a bath? Creative freedom can be a pain in the arse for fans sometimes, but her arse is so good that we immediately forgive the insane ideas of snap happy photographers the world over. After all, who could think straight if you've got fun bags like these in your view finder?
Friday, 12 March 2010
This pic is a bit like a game of where's Wally? If it wasn't for the enormous boobs and sensational curves that Ala Passtel is graced with we'd not stand a chance of finding her. Truth be told though, the wallpaper and bikini is sooo hideous that even the fine form of Ala fails to detract from the sheer hideousness of the surroundings. It is a cruel joke to put such a fine pair of breasts in something so tasteless, and then to match it with wallpaper?! Even Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen couldn't commit such a crime against natural beauty.